So I look at the clock yesterday and see that my lovely wife is snoozing. But it's only 7:30! I figure she's gonna be up by 4:00 going to sleep that early.
Gently I nudge her, softly waking her up with all due care. I say, "Love, you're gonna be up really early if you start sleeping this early."
One eye creeps open and she looks at me.... "You asshole", she says.
I'm a tad befuddled by this. "What do you mean?" I ask.
"It's 7:30 in the MORNING, Kevin. Not at night."
OOOPS. Looks like I fell asleep in my chair...