A new level of stupid

[bourbon69]

I very rarely go out to eat, and it's even rarer that I go for fast food. But today I had a hankerin for something and there was a Dairy Queen. So I go in and tell the girl I want a small order of fries and 2 hamburgers. She comes back and says all we have is regular fries and large fries. Now I decide to push the point and tell her politely I want the small fries. She starts getting testy with me and says sir I told you we only have regular and large. At this point I'm not giving in. And I ask her is the regular size smaller than the large ? She says yes, so I ask her would you consider it small if it was next to a large one and for a split second, I could tell I made it a section of her brain that has not seen much activity. She starts getting an attitude now. Luckily the manager over heard the whole thing and came over and repeated my order to me of one small fries and 2 hamburgers. The look on her face was priceless

[Aardvark]

You sure you didn't accidentally wind up in a government office?

[kronckew]

musta been an o'bama burger

[Jeff H]

I'm with ya, Borbon'!
McDonald's!
"Medium" and "Large"
I ask, "how can you have a medium with no small?"
Stupid look, followed by the question "medium or large?"
I reply, "whichever is smaller."
REALLY stupid and irritated look.

I dunno, maybe I am the idiot??

[Kevin Grey]

Stop picking on the minimum wage earners.

Bourbon I am on your side really.


On a separate note.
I overheard your signifigant other commenting,
on the perfectly regular size of your trouser trout.

Kevin

P:S: Can you feel the love?

[mrtgbnkr]

Don't even get me started on 'tall', 'grande', and 'venti'....I'll order small, medium, and large and you'll sell me what I want, that's how this relationship works.

[bourbon69]

Originally Posted by Kevin Grey

Stop picking on the minimum wage earners.

Bourbon I am on your side really.


On a separate note.
I overheard your signifigant other commenting,
on the perfectly regular size of your trouser trout.

Kevin

P:S: Can you feel the love?

I sure wish she'd stop talking to you

[arkyham]

I took my Granddaughter to McD' a couple of years ago and ordered a half dozen chicken nuggets and the little girl working tells me I can't get a half dozen they only come in orders of 3, 6, or 12. My 8 year old granddaughter asked her if she was really that stupid or was that what she was told to say. It was all I could do to keep from rolling in the floor laughing. The clerk just said that was a rude thing to say. We ordered her the 6 chicken nuggets and the total order came to $6.35 so I gave her a $10.00 bill,a quarter, and a dime and she gave me back $6.35 in change. When I tried to give the extra back and told her she gave me to much change she had to call the manager, to keep this short after a discussion with the manager I took my $6.35 change my granddaughter and her oreder and left before I called the entire staff morons.

[kronckew]

in the new 'change we can believe in', teaching of math and home economics to our youth must be sacrificed to enable teaching of multiculturalism and politically correct activism which are the true skills of the modern liberal. all you reactionary tea baggers must realise that your old fashion local nationalistic world view is obsolete and must be replaced by the new reality. scientific methods and money skills are unimportant in the all new equality of the enlightened. the scientific method just fosters hoarding of resources best distributed by the state and tends to falsely disprove things that a true socialist knows in their heart is right...like expecting that poor employee to meet some sort of elitist standard in the job where it should be her right to refuse such snobbery.

size-ism must be eliminated, there is no small, medium or large, six and half dozen may or may not be the same, all are equally valid and must not be discriminated against. and the only valid 'change' flows from our lord obama.


please note this has been a test of the emergency sarcasm broadcasting system. had this been a real emergency, you would have been directed to your local sarcastic broadcast station for the latest news and information.

[il bruche]

Originally Posted by arkyham

I took my Granddaughter to McD' a couple of years ago and ordered a half dozen chicken nuggets and the little girl working tells me I can't get a half dozen they only come in orders of 3, 6, or 12. My 8 year old granddaughter asked her if she was really that stupid or was that what she was told to say. It was all I could do to keep from rolling in the floor laughing. The clerk just said that was a rude thing to say. We ordered her the 6 chicken nuggets and the total order came to $6.35 so I gave her a $10.00 bill,a quarter, and a dime and she gave me back $6.35 in change. When I tried to give the extra back and told her she gave me to much change she had to call the manager, to keep this short after a discussion with the manager I took my $6.35 change my granddaughter and her oreder and left before I called the entire staff morons.

With the number of times I've been ripped off my idiot fast food employees I never correct them if they give me back more than they should.

Originally Posted by mrtgbnkr

Don't even get me started on 'tall', 'grande', and 'venti'....I'll order small, medium, and large and you'll sell me what I want, that's how this relationship works.

I'll take a venti white chocolate mocha half soy half nonfat no whip extra hot

I can't believe kids these days don't know how to count back change without hitting the $20 button on the cash register. The other day I went through Subway and my order was 7.32 or something like that. I gave the cashier a $10. I swear she looked at the screen like 5 or 6 times while she was counting my change back.

[rio]

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